"THE OFFICE" SAMPLE SCRIPT
"The Masseuse" by John Chang
Jchang999@hotmail.com
FADE IN: INT. OFFICE – MORNING MICHAEL enters and stops by PAM'S desk. MICHAEL Morning, Pam. Did you catch the 'L Word' last night PAM No. I missed it. MICHAEL It was a great episode. Tim found out that Jenny was cheating on him with Marina, and Dana and Lara broke up. But the whole thing was totally unbelievable. PAM Why MICHAEL Because. There's no way that lesbians are that hot in real life. I know that we all have our fantasies about a pair of hot lesbian chicks making out with each other, but that's just not how it is in the real world. PAM Um, o-kay. MICHAEL I mean, seriously, Pam. There's no way in a million years that a smoking hot lesbian babe would come up to you and ask you out on a date. It just wouldn't happen. I mean, I'm sure you must be very attractive to plenty of lesbians out there, but let's face facts: they don't look like Jennifer Beals, they look like Rosie O'Donnell.
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MICHAEL (cont'd) That's why the 'L Word' is just a TV show, and this is real life. And Pam, for what it's worth, if you were a lesbian, you'd be one of the hotter ones. PAM Um, thanks. As Michael heads for his office, Pam turns to the camera. Her expression asks, "Did he just say that " END TEASER INT. OFFICE - DAY It's business as usual, when the entrance of an extremely attractive young woman (MARCI) interrupts the office's normal placid calm. She approaches Pam's desk. MARCI Hi, is this the paper place PAM Um, yeah. Dunder Mifflin. May I help you MARCI Oh, great! I found the right office. (immediately takes to Pam) This one time, I accidentally went to the wrong office, and spent the entire morning massaging the wrong clients. PAM O-kay, and you are… MARCI I'm Marci, your masseuse. Pam looks at her, puzzled.
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MARCI I'm in the right place, right PAM I… HOLLY, from Human Resources, steps in. HOLLY Of course, Marci. Hi, I'm Holly. We spoke earlier on the phone. MARCI Hi. They shake hands. HOLLY Thanks for coming in. (beat) This is Pam, our receptionist. She always wears the most comfortable looking sweaters. PAM Um, thanks. HOLLY I'm sorry, Pam. Didn't Michael tell you that Marci was coming today Uh… no. PAM He did not.

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